Mira Manolo, que se ha caido un auto al agua!

Bieeeen Manolo, sige sige...¿oye, tu te has acordao de apuntalar la grua no?

Manoloooooo!!!!!

Eres un imbecil Manolo, nos vamos a quedar sin trabajo, ve rapido a coger la otra grua!!

Bien, Manolo por fin has terminado algo, ahora a por la grua

Bieeen bien, sigue...oye, ¿esta vez si apuntalaste la grua no?????

Manoloooooo!!!!!!

A ver Manolo, que no tenemos mas gruas...

Any month that has a Friday the 13th als

o has a Wednesday the 25th.  John Madden

is an accomplished ballroom dancer.  In

21 states, Wal-Mart is the single large

st employer.  Jim Gordon, drummer of Der

ek and the Dominos (”Layla”), killed his

mother with a claw hammer.  One of Hewl

ett Packard‘s first ideas was an automat

ic urinal flusher.  Eric Clapton did not

play the very famous first riff on the

song “Layla“. That was Duane Allman. Cla

pton comes in later.  As you age, your e

ye color gets lighter.  There are more c

ars in Southern California than there ar

e cows in India.  The two-foot long bird

called a Kea that lives in New Zealand

likes to eat the strips of rubber around

car windows.  The province of Alberta,

Canada is completely free of rats.  Illi

nois has the most personalized license p

lates of any state. There are two credit

cards for every person in the United St

ates.  The international telephone diali

ng code for Antarctica is 672.  The aver

age chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in i

t. San Francisco cable cars are the only

National Monuments that move.

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